Top 10 Tweets About Trump’s Water Bottle Fiasco


On Wednesday, Donald Trump was in the middle of a press conference at the White House when he got a bit thirsty and grabbed for some water. But of course, because we’re dealing with a man-child, it became more of a spectacle – similar to what he dubbed a “catastrophe” when Marco Rubio reached for a drink during a speech last year. As it’s 2017, Twitter was its reliable self when it came to Trump’s water bottle skills.

And last but not least, Marco Rubio had some tips for his former opponent:


Trump Enacts Character Counts Week, Mistakes It For National Twitter Holiday

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald J. Trump used his presidential power to proclaim October 15 through October 21 as National Character Counts Week, an admirable movement towards the improvement of the nation’s youth. This week brings awareness to the building of characters within the good-hearted American families. Nationalizing American children must begin as soon as possible.

But come 2 am October 18, Trump woke his cabinet with a fright. Evidently, Twitter has blatantly ignored his proclamation and has yet to waive the character count number on tweets.

Recently, Twitter (NYSE: TWTR) began running trials for a select group of people allowing them access to 280 characters as opposed to the limited 140. Trump, upon hearing the news, assumed he–as one of their highest-ranking patrons–would be amongst the group. However, he is not. It is rumored this event inspired him to proclaim the National Character Counts Week.

“The president is fed up with the continuous ‘dot dot dots’ interrupting his tweets,” said White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the press conference earlier this morning. “The majority of President Trump’s supporters receive vital news and updates that come from the president himself. They trust and rely on his tweets only.”

Donald Trump, known for his “straight talk,” is dumbfounded his words were mixed up. Another case of the fake news blues. But now, Trump’s attacks on Twitter, his sole social media platform, could spell disaster for the White House. Trump spoke out: “How else will news get to the people? We can’t trust any news outlet, and now we can’t trust Twitter? Sad!”

Tensions have risen in the White House and Trump continues to demand Twitter recognize his new national holiday, the most important holiday in American History.

Ex-CIA Agent Starts $1 Billion Crowdfunding Campaign to Ban Trump from Twitter

[sg_popup id=”1″ event=”onload”][/sg_popup]Former undercover CIA Agent Valerie Plame Wilson has launched a $1bn GoFundMe crowdfunding campaign to buy a significant stake in Twitter (NYSE: TWTR) as an effort to delete Donald Trump’s twitter account. Wilson, who was ousted by the Bush administration as retaliation against her diplomat husband Joe Wilson’s public criticisms of the Iraq invasion, has stated that Trump’s tweets “damage the country and put people in harm’s way.”

According to the campaign page, Wilson hopes to raise enough funds to buy a controlling interest in the publicly traded company; however, even if she does reach the $1bn goal, it would take roughly $6bn to close out a majority stake.

Still, a $1bn stake would make Wilson Twitter’s largest shareholder, giving her a front seat position with which to exert major decisions and influence in the company’s overall direction.

The campaign launched last week with Wilson tweeting: “If @Twitter executives won’t shut down Trump’s violence and hate, then it’s up to us. #BuyTwitter #BanTrump.”

As of early Saturday morning, the GoFundMe account had already pulled in donations exceeding $70,000. Though a far cry from the requested $1bn, it speaks volumes to the complete exhaustion felt by American’s in regards to the President’s childish behavior.

On Thursday, the President went on another early morning Twitter rant, criticising congressional GOP leaders and retweeting a meme of himself eclipsing former President Barack Obama.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had this to say: “Her ridiculous attempt to shut down his first amendment is the only clear violation and expression of hate and intolerance in this equation.”

Sanders also went on to point out that most American’s appreciate the President’s use of Twitter and the “transparency” that comes with it, although we’re not entirely sure where she’s getting her polling results from.

Twitter declined to comment on both the President’s tweets and Wilson’s fundraising efforts.

13 Times Donald Trump Completely Wrecked on Twitter

Make Twitter Great Again, Donald

Let’s put aside the notion of unbiased, non-partisan journalism and admit a universal fact: Donald Trump is our resident moron-in-chief. When he isn’t sitting idle on a golf course or twiddling his remarkably small thumbs, he is lighting up Twitter at 3 am with a “Tweet Heard Round The World.”

Whether The Donald is contradicting himself or sounding off on the latest Kristen Stewart drama, one question remains: Can somebody please take his damn phone away before he starts WW3?

Here are 23 of Cheeto’s most notoriously ridiculous tweets. Bigly.

13. Remember that time Donald Trump was worried Obama would screw up the world with machismo

12. Or when he actually feared the collapse of our precious democracy? 

11. We didn’t realize he had such a strong opposition to sex scandals. 

10.  And here we thought unnamed sources were fake news?

9. Daddy must not have briefed him on the whole “time and place” thing. 

8. #TBT that time he was a champion for free speech and non-violence. 

7. *Crickets*

6. Trust us, we’re trying. 

5. Coming out of Washington…and your mouth. 

4. It was opposite day. 

3. “And how do you feel about that, Mr. President?”

2. “Look how much I love these people. I’ll even eat their food!” 

1. GOAT.