10 Things That Lasted Longer Than The Mooch

The definitive list. As the Mooch would say, ciao baby.

10. A man in Taylor Swift’s arms

Longer than 10 days, though not by much. Always remember #taylorsquared

9. Trump University

8. Mike Flynn


7. This can of Spam

6. Joffrey Baratheon on the Iron Throne

5. The Amazon Fire smartphone

Sorry, Jeff Bezos. You win some, you lose some.

4. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries marriage

Oh yeah, that guy.

3. That red tie held together by scotch tape

2. Greyscale on Jorah Mormont


1. A Trump handshake

We went there.