The Swamp

44 Things White Liberals Secretly Like Even If We Wish We Didn’t

Dear white liberals: We know you, we love you. Your heart is in the right place. But, let’s be real. It’s time we really start talking about the things white people do, benefit from, and secretly like–even if we wish we didn’t.

 

44. Rosetta Stone

43. Amazon Prime

42. Teaching people how to use chopsticks

41. Gentrification

40. Jorts

39. Kanye

38 . “Getting out of the city”

37. Rescue pitbulls

36. Talking about rescue pitbulls

35. Going to India (or any other 3rd world country) to “find themselves”

34. Making craft beer in the basement

33. Bitcoin

32. Being analyzed

31. Pantsuit Nation

30. Cultural appropriation

29. Succulents

28. Mixology

27. Missing Obama

26. Being Saviors

25. Posting statuses about white guilt

24. Taking ethnic film roles #scarjo #tildaswinton

23. “Experimenting” in college

22. Talking about how Jesus wasn’t white

21. Taking a gap year

20. Mental health days

19. Adopting babies from foreign countries #brangelina #madonna

18. Vaping #vapelyfe

17. Winter Olympics

16. Maine

15. Women’s March

14. Commencement speeches

13. TED Talks

12. Having 1 black friend

11. Hating Lena Dunham

10. #Oscarsowhite

9. The concept of socialism

8. Preserving historical districts

7. Urban gardening

6. Overtipping

5. Complaining about how busy they are

4. Humble brag

3. Drones

2. Cinco de Mayo

1. Despacito

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